Simon Bishop: Lucky for you... you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.
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Simon Bishop: Verdell. What's wrong? You miss the tough guy?
[imitating Melvin]
Simon Bishop: Well, here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? How 'bout another ride down the chute?
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Carol Connelly: [Melvin enters the restaurant in his suit] You look so se-... um, you look great. You look great.
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Melvin Udall: I'm dying here.
Simon Bishop: Because you love her.
Melvin Udall: No! And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp?
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