Legolas: [in Elvish] You're late.
[in English]
Legolas: You look terrible.
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Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.
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Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word.
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[a wall of soldiers line the ramparts - the top of Gimli's helm barely peeks over the top]
Gimli: [to Legolas] You could have picked a better spot.
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Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
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Gandalf: The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.
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