Cher: Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.
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Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh...
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.
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Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
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Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.
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Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
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