Mel: You drink?
Christian: No, thanks. I'm cool.
Mel: I'm not offering. I'm asking you if you drink. You think I offer alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey man, the protective vibe. I dig.
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Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
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Cher: He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
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