Cher: Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
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Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
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Cher: Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.
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