Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
Alan Garner: I think he's mean.
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Mr. Chow: Not so good now. Quid pro quo, douchebag.
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Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
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Phil Wenneck: Who was that guy? He was so mean!
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Phil Wenneck: To a night the four of us will never forget!
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Doug Billings: [on recording] Hey, you've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you.
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